I love you very much, and I'm eternally grateful that you are with me. Mutti and I have both loved you before you were ever you.
I'm just writing to remind you that your temperature controlled environment, complete with 24 hour room service is a temporary accomodation. Please remember to care for it while you spend the next 58 or so days there. Here are some guidelines:
- Please refrain from standing on my bladder. When you use it as a trampoline, I have to visit the bathroom, often with acute pain and teaspoon sized results.
- Please feel free to stretch out and move around, just make sure you are not jabbing me in my rib cage. This causes me a considerable amount of discomfort that results in shortness of breath and an inability to concentrate.
- At no time, should it be necessary for you to do both of these things at once.
I love you very much, and I'm looking forward to meeting you in approximately two months.