It's Taking A Village

...just to make the child! We are a committed couple trying to create a child to raise in our loving family. The conception process for a lesbian couple can only be defined as a group effort. We have doctors, nurses, x-ray techs, donors, donor lab, fed ex, Walgreens, Clear Blue Easy, Dixie cups, friends, family, lawyers, and so on and so on to rely on for the success of this expansion. So...it takes a village to make the baby, let alone to raise it! A was born April 18, 2008

Sunday, April 8, 2007

Not really what I was looking for....

Dr. Google has produced many images of fertilization for me when searching on Google Images. I would just like to share a few results that come up that are not really related to creation of a human. My fault for not being more specific.....

I'm pretty happy we haven't had to use this contraption yet!

Again, I'm glad the NP hasn't rolled this into the exam room just yet!

Now I know how turtles make babies...

Trees do it with bottles to get babies...

Oceans rely on power generators somehow....

Well, I'm pretty sure I didn't get any smarter with this adventure but I do feel better in knowing that we are not too strange in how we are trying to make a baby! I found this and am hoping that we are closer to this reality than the above pictures. If nothing else this has helped in passing some of the TWW.

This is 4dpo.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...: What does it say about me that I've seen two large tortoises in that exact same position, live and in person?

BTW - Tortoises do EVERYTHING slowly. Even that. We saw a pair at the Philly Zoo. We walked through the zoo and came back past them at least 2 hours later. They. hadn't. moved.; April 8, 2007 at 8:33:00 PM GMT-4
Anonymous said...: I second adrienne's comment - we saw the same thing happen at the Minneapolis zoo. Very interesting.

I like this as an idea of how to spend the two week wait. Google can be addictive, that's for sure!; April 8, 2007 at 10:19:00 PM GMT-4
Kim aka Mommy said...: Funny! I'm all about turtles. Turtles here and turtles there. Even a turtle tattoo but "getting busy" turtles? Eww!; April 9, 2007 at 7:47:00 AM GMT-4

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Village History

June 23, 2001: Our first date
December 31, 2004: Our Wedding
May 2005: Met with NP for first consult
June 2005: First home ICI
November 2005: Decided to take a break due to irregular cycles
June 2006: First Clomid cycle. No ovulation.
July 2006: Uterine polyps found and start Metformin
August 2006: Surgery to remove polyps
September 2006: First IUI and one home ICI
October 2006: Skipped month due to trip to Ireland
November 2006: IUI
December 2006: First really good cycle. 3 good follicles. First hCG shot. IUI
January 2007: Skipped month due to trip to Boston. Ovulated without Clomid!
February 2007: HSG = clear path. No detected ovulation this cycle. Blood work all came back in the normal range. 20mm Cyst detected on CD 26
March 2007: IUI with FSH. Two follicles, 18mm on left and 20mm on right on CD 15. hCG on CD 15. ICI CD15, IUI CD16, and IUI CD 17. BFN
May 2007: Forced break due to cyst.
May 2007: Hail Mary Insem, BFN
May and June 2007: Hiatus from babymaking
July 2007: Back in the stirrups again. BFN
Aug 2007: Surprise at home insem. 2 ICI vials all in one shot. No meds or doc visits. BFP (6 of them) on Aug. 29 th!!!

(In)fertility Glossary

AF = Aunt Flo, which of course means getting your period.
BFN = Big F***ing Negative
BFP = Big F***ing Positive
CD(#) = Cycle Day (what ever day it is) CD1 is the first day of the period
dpo = days past ovulation
E2 = shorthand for Estradiol. The blood is tested for estrogen levels. A mature follicle should be putting off between 200 and 300 ng/ml of estrodail.
FF = Fertility Friend, cycle tracking software
Follicles = Eggs not yet released from ovary
Follies = Lingo for 'follicles'
FSH = Follicle Stimulating Hormone. This is the hormone responsible for growing the follicles during the follicular phase of a cycle.
hCG = hormone shot telling ovaries to release the egg. Normally ovulation occurs 24 hours after the shot. This can only be given if the Estradiol level is above 200 per follicle between 17 - 20 mm. Also the hormone detecteed by HPTs.
HPT = home pregnancy test
HSG = test to see if fallopian tubes are clear or blocked.
ICI = Intracervical Insemination, can be done at home. places the sperm at the cervex. more swimming needed.
IF = Infertile or Infertility
IUI = intrauterine insemination, a catheter is inserted through the cervix into the uterus to deposit sperm. Supposedly this increases chances of conception - because the sperm has a much shorter journey.
IVF = InvitroFertilization
NP = Nurse Practitioner
OPK = Ovulation Predictor Kits
POAS = pee on a stick
Progesterone = hormone that spikes during luteal phase, or second half of a cycle (TWW). This hormone is responsible for all kinds of things, including sustaining an early pregnancy
SO = Stubborn Ovaries
TTC = Trying to Conceive
TWW = Two week wait, specifically the time between ovulation and waiting for the results.
u/s = Ultrasound. We get lots of these!